Fool you Fool you

I never thought I would get to the point of welcoming emails offering to enlarge either my penis or breasts, to set me up with a single in my area, to show me girls with big boobies, or my friends from Nigeria with wonderous opportunities.

Email after email, alternating:

Thanks!
Details
My Details
Your Details
Your Application
Wicked Screensaver
That Movie
Thank You!

You access your account and you see that you have 10,50, 125, 600 emails waiting and you think of the notes from friends that might be included, or perhaps an interesting comment or two on your writing, but no, all you get is email after email with:

Thanks!
Details
My Details
Your Details
Your Application
Wicked Screensaver
That Movie
Thank You!

You hunt carefully among the dross but no glimmer of gold; or if it’s there, you can’t see it because your mind numbs from email after email with:

Thanks!
Details
My Details
Your Details
Your Application
Wicked Screensaver
That Movie
Thank You!

You hope, but the messages chant out “Fool you!” “Fool you!” At the end of the day, oddly, you feel more lonely than if you hadn’t received any email at all.

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