Dear Republican Candidates,
The “YouTube” referenced this week is not, repeat, not a colonoscopy scope. Yes, I know that the use of “YouTube” appeared right after President Bush’s colonoscopy on Saturday, and it’s only natural to confuse the two–especially since you only watch Fox.
Yes, I know that YouTube ‘sounds’ like something someone would stick up their butt.
We want to assure you that when we invited you to ‘debate on YouTube’, we were not planning on shoving your support for the Iraqi war up your collective asses. Though your doctors were all trained at Pat Robertson’s Liberty University, even they know the human anatomy is such that no amount of muscle relaxants and lubrication can make this feasible.
If you’re trying to encourage the Republicans to debate on YouTube, this isn’t the way I would do it.