Now if you think we're going to have Australia Day without a discussion of Vegemite, you're off your nut.

Ah, that glutinous, shimmery, black ooze of health. According to Vegemite Central, Vegemite is not like peanut butter; you don't want to eat it with a spoon directly from the jar. However, you can make a vegemite milkshake.

Sick. Really sick.