Burningbird: Body Parts Campaign

August 11, 2002

Body Parts Campaign

One week it was teeth the next it's lips. I don't know about anyone else, but I think it's time for Rageboy to give equal time to other body parts. So, I'm starting an email campaign and am asking for your help.

To participate, copy and send the following in an email to RageBoy, replacing it with the body part of your choice:

Dear Mr. RageBoy:

I'm emailing you today to protest your discrimination against body parts other than those associated with the mouth. Though I appreciate the interesting teeth and the ruby red lips, I think it's past time for you to provide equal representation of other body parts.

For instance, my personal preference is __________________. And the reason why I think you should feature _________________ is _________________________.

And while you're at it, I wouldn't mind a word or two to go with the image. Just so we know you're still breathing and that you have a synapse or two left to spare.

Thank you. I will name my ____________________________ after you as a gesture of gratitude.

Sincerely

(Your name)

Don't hesitate. Send those emails in now, and encourage your readers to do the same.

Those who've joined the campaign:

Jeneane Sessum -- middle finger
Burningbird -- neck
Frank Paynter -- tits
Gary Turner -- septum
Elaine -- elbow
The One True b!x -- guiche (They pierce these you know)
Steve Himmer -- coccyx
Banana Bob -- cubitus
Dave Winer -- feet and ears (Dave gets two body parts because he, like RageBoy, is one of my BlogTree parents)
Howard Greenstein -- humorous...urh, sorry that's humerus
Fishrush -- 1980 Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser Passenger Side Headlamp Assembly
Ryan -- the big toe ('...this toe goes to the market...')
Tom Matrullo is disappointed that his favorite body part was taken already.
Denise Howell -- ankle

(This is a pretty escoteric crowd I'm finding.)

Posted by Bb at August 11, 2002 07:01 PM

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Comments

I'm in. http://www.kalilily.net/weblog/02/08/11/171813.html

Posted by: Elaine of Kalilily on August 11, 2002 04:14 PM

elaine, you can have septum. I feel bad about taking it. I'll go for my second choice of 'sphincter' - septum to sphincter in one sentence. mmm.

Posted by: gary on August 11, 2002 04:20 PM

See my site.

Posted by: The One True b!X on August 11, 2002 05:03 PM

Oh, the praises of the coccyx I have sung!

Posted by: steve on August 11, 2002 06:00 PM

Nah, Gary, keep the septum. Or take both. I've become rather enamored of the elbow.

Posted by: Elaine of Kalilily on August 11, 2002 09:18 PM

Dave gets two body parts, but you'll notice I finessed two body parts also.
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Maybe we could get Dr. rage to write us an EGR edition if he isn't going to update his blog????

Posted by: fp on August 11, 2002 10:17 PM

An Ass! An Ass! My Kingdom for an Ass!

Posted by: jeneane on August 12, 2002 02:07 AM

What, nobody's taken the penis yet?

Wimps.

Unless RB starts writing about his dick (or my dick, or George W Fucking Bush's dick for all I care (although that might be too short a story)), all is lost!

Gonzo is all about penis jokes, dammit!

*crickets*

No, seriously.

Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on August 12, 2002 06:43 AM

Them ain't crickets. Them's zippers.

Posted by: fp on August 12, 2002 07:25 AM

Unlike the men of your planet, I have no penis. That's why all the Blog Girls trust me and love me. I don't *think* I have a penis anyway, just this long thing hanging down between my legs. But I don't know what it's for.

Posted by: RageBoy on August 12, 2002 08:56 AM

No comment.

Posted by: Halley Suitt on August 12, 2002 09:40 AM

rb's bellybutton

Posted by: ann c. on August 12, 2002 11:51 PM

When I saw this topic in Daypop yesterday, I assumed y'all were discussing the body parts recall at the UT med center in Galveston. Pity it's just more blogger navel-gazing.

Navel! Has anybody claimed the navel yet?

Posted by: Prentiss Riddle on August 13, 2002 08:38 AM

SUCCESS... THE VOICE OF THE TURTLE IS HEARD IN THE LAND! Now, I'm hoping he can edit out the filter effect and show us the original image.

Posted by: fp on August 13, 2002 08:40 AM

Dear Mr. RageBoy:
I'm emailing you today to protest your discrimination against body parts other than those associated with the mouth. Though I appreciate the interesting teeth and the ruby red lips, I think it's past time for you to provide equal representation of other body parts.
For instance, my personal preference is __stretched shame lips__. And the reason why I think you should feature ____shame lips____ is _the opening of selfreflection capabilities with nicknacking ladies_.
And while you're at(e) it, I wouldn't mind a word or two to go with the image. Just so we know you're still breathing and that you have a synapse or two left to spare.
Thank you. I will name my ___girlfriends wetting pussy___ after you as a jesture of gratitude.
Sincerely

sees
from Hollland not Pennsylvania

Posted by: cees de groot on October 1, 2002 12:31 AM