In my second night of tossing and turning and attempting not to scratch or otherwise abraid numerous bites, it came to me that what was missing from weblogging was limericks. We need more limericks. No, really, we do.

So...bad limerick number one.

There was a weblogger named Bird
whose postings were usually ubsurd
until one day
she was taken away
and replaced by a warblogger named Bert

And on that note, ben nuit.